REAL FOOTBALL GUYS LET THE BEARD DO THE TALKING
Every real sports fan knows the power behind the beard. A beard is the true badge of honor for a mans man. When you see a guy with a thick beard you know he either fights bears or wins football games. Sean McVays beard may have been the Rams demise in Super Bowl 53. Let's face it. It's patchy, it's sculpted, and it's not doing it for me. Many a sports legends have walked the field before this QB whisperer, and a lot of them with much more bad ass beards.
Example #1 Matt Light no one can forget his ginger beard. He’s like a jolly leprechaun if leprechauns were 6’4″ and weighed 305 pounds. Wanna know how many Super Bowls he has won, 3 to be exact. All of them with the New England Patriots. He started in 153 out of 155 games played during his time with Pat. Sean McVay NEVER started in the Super Bowl coincidence, I think not.
The most iconic beard in the NFL may also be one of the most unruly. Brett Keisel’s beard has been a part of 2 Super Bowl wins, 408 tackels, 30 sacks, 1 defensive touchdown and took Brett from a 4 to a soild 7. You think that’s an exaggeration just look at this.
That’s right. That is the same man. He went from a balding Dad to a Viking warrior who looks ready for battle. The beard makes all the difference. Brett’s beard what at it’s height during his super bowl runs. He even tied the beard to the teams success, taking after the tradition of the hockey playoff beard. He’s on record saying , “It’s unleashed Super Bowl powers on our whole team and hopefully it can win us one more.” I mean that’s logic, even I can’t argue.
Winners have beards - Jesus Christ (known beard guy)
A prime example of what a beard can do was on display tonight. Look to Julian Edelman. He went from a lowly MAC quarter back to Super Bowl MVP. Let that sink in, Kent State Quarter to star receiver for the New England Patriots. What changed you ask? What made this 7th round draft pick a star, a beard to end all beards.
Look at her, that beard is undeniably epic. And you can bet your ass it’s the reason the Patriots took the dub today. Julian Edelman is 5’10” this beard makes him look at least 6’4″. You know how many catches he had in his college career one, ONE catch. You know how many he had tonight 10. TEN. Ten catches and 141 yards tonight. There is only one logical explanation, the freakin beard.
True football guys have the facial hair to prove it. Even a solid mustache can land you in the facial hair hall of fame. Take Jeff Fischer for example his stache has been rocking since he was in high school, and it took him all the way to the super bowl. Want to know who that super bowl was against, the New England Patriots. Wanna guess who won? Jeff Fischer and his burly mustache! Guess who coached him in that Super Bowl? Mike Freakin Ditka. Now that guy has got a mustache to be reckoned with. Want to know what Mike Ditka has that Shawn McVay doesn’t, real football guy facial hair.
The stats never lie. Real men, real winners they don’t try and tame their beards. Football’s not the only sport were facial hair rains king. You can look at hockey, soccer, baseball all the results are still the same. Beard=wins, and wins=championships.
This just ain't gunna cut it coach. Try again next year.
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